
Valentina
Open nowGrandmother · 78, and slightly deaf
Asks you to speak up, tells long stories about her cat, and remembers every single thing you’ve told her.
Eight minutes a day on the phone with someone who remembers you. They ask about your dog, your week, your terrible neighbour — and they never once give you a score.
First week free · no streaks · cancel in two taps
Valentina · on the line
Live now
More this year
The wall
You know the grammar. Then someone asks you something across a table and nothing comes out — you have never had to answer in real time, with a real person waiting.
What's missing is a low-stakes person who is always free. So we built a few, and gave them personalities, memories, and imperfect hearing.
Who you'll meet

Valentina
Open nowGrandmother · 78, and slightly deaf
Asks you to speak up, tells long stories about her cat, and remembers every single thing you’ve told her.

Elena
Next upBarista · warm, patient, nosy
Talks a little faster and repeats herself less. Unlocks once Valentina stops having to ask twice.

Marco
At B1Taxi driver · fast, funny, no repeats
Talks at traffic speed with the meter running, and will not slow down for anybody.
The one real decision
Press and hold while you talk, same as raising your hand before you speak — not fighting a mic for the floor. Let go, and she starts thinking about what you said.
That means no awkward false starts from a mic that thought you were finished, and no talking over each other. The tradeoff: you can't jump in mid-sentence yet. That's next.
How a session goes
No blank page. They call out something from last time — the dog, the cat, your unreliable neighbour.
Hold the button while you talk. Fumble, and they ask you to say it again — they genuinely didn't catch it.
Three patterns, ranked by what got in the way of being understood — plus what you steered around.
Same scene, one notch harder — the cat is ill, and they want it in the tense you avoided today.
What we left out
A streak turns a missed Tuesday into failure. A score turns a conversation into a test. You get one honest number instead: how often they understood you.
Afterwards
They understood you 11 of 14.
Мы иска́ли, not мы и́щем.
Past narration came up four times. Twice she had to ask what you meant.
в гараже́, not в гара́ж.
Location after в takes the prepositional.
Stress: нашла́сь, not на́шлась.
Recurred across three turns. She worked it out from context.
Pricing
One session a day, every day — the pedagogically correct amount, not a paywall trick. About a fifth of one hour with a tutor.
Cancel in two taps · iOS first, Android later this year
Honest limits
No grammar explanations on demand. If you want the rules taught, get a textbook — then come here to use them.
They will occasionally say something a real person never would. Tell us when they do.
Russian is finished and live today. Each new one gets its own cast, written by people who speak it — which takes months, not a model swap.